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why do chinese takeaways look the same?
you walk in the counter comes up to your face-they all cellutape the menu to it -a little chinky appears out of the woodwork you order your food then sit down and read yesterdays newspaper-you look up and the whole bloody family start stare'ring at you through that one way mirror then you get your grub and leave (another thing why don't you ever see a chinese funeral?)
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