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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I would say (Mr. T): If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too fool, or yo gonna meet my friend PAIN!
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
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