who ever can make me laugh first wins?

dramagirlzrock · 07-05-2009, 02:19 AM

I feel like laughing. say something funny who ever makes me laugh first gets 10 points

dannigirl · 07-05-2009, 03:45 AM

SPACE CHICKENS!!
im secretly a space chicken and i just cnt seem 2 get out of this damn chicken coop! i wuz trying 2 dig my way out wen i found out that it wuz concrete! u shud have seen me i looked very very retarted

if u eva c a space chicken running in circles chasing those fcked up pirates thats prolly me. . .remember to eat ur vegetables kiss pigs and scream at the sky!! PEACE OUT

Raven Claw · 07-07-2009, 02:32 AM

Arf!!! arf!!

Andy · 07-09-2009, 02:10 AM

My erect penis is 3 inches long. I have girl nipples and wear high heels.

Ben · 07-09-2009, 11:55 AM

I work at McDonald's, and a guy was pissed about his sandwich. And instead of asking for a new one, he threw it at me instead.

Toy Fox · 07-09-2009, 12:20 PM

2 girls 1 cup!!!

oh, wait. That's not funny, it's disgusting.
Sorry, my bad.

Nyuck nyuck.

KiwiKid [new avatar] · 07-10-2009, 02:19 AM

'Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML'

KiwiKid [new avatar] · 07-10-2009, 02:20 AM

'Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML'

Gena · 07-12-2009, 10:51 AM

i want to eat your ice cream.

Happy mask · 07-12-2009, 10:57 AM

Why did the monkey fall outta the tree?

IT DIED LOL!