Thread: what are some kidney stone jokes?

what are some good kidney stone jokes?

You've obviously never passed a kidney stone. If/when you do, come back & tell us all how funny it was.

A kidney ran into a bar. Then he said OUCH! Because the metal bar hurt. I don't know, go on Google and find something.

A kidney stone walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll you have?"
The kidney stone says, "No thanks, I'm just passing through."

The bartender says, "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" [As, in pain.]