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3 guys go into the army
they are told to bring one thing each
the 1st guy brings a watermelon
the second guy brings a cantaloupe
and the third guy brings a bomb....
on the airplane, they are all told to drop there idems
they all drop there idems....
when they land, they go to where they droped there idems
they find two boys crying and one laughing
the ask the 1st kid why he was crying and he said a watermelon hit his dad in the head
they ask the 2nd boy why he was crying and he said a cantaloupe hit his dad in the head
they ask the laughing boy why he was laughing, and he said when his dad farted the house blew up!
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