kkmmgirls2

Do a good one!!!

sedef1322

A ventriloquist was having a show. He was making jokes about stupid blonds. Then a blond from the crowd stood and started talking:

"Where did you find the rights to make fun of blondes? Isn't it racialism? Does a person have to be stupid because of his/her hairs color?"

While the ventriloquist was trying to defend himself:

"I am so sorry miss. I promise..." and blond stopped him:
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"Don't defen the little guy sir. Let him defend himself."

She means the puppet

gking92

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to put M & M's in alphabetical order.
Why does it work?
Does the 3 come before the E or between the M and the W.

the one n only - me

1-how do you kill a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!!!
2-how do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
put them in a round room and tell them to find the corner
(or another answer for that one can be)
give them a flashcard with turn over written on both sides!