Morgan™?

haha one time i was coming home from a football game and it was dark.. lol so i was walkin through the parking lot and this drunk guy looks at me from across the parking lot. and yells in an EXTREMELY high pitched voice "HEY WASSSUP JEFFREY?
lol then he walked away....... and his pants fell down........... but he was so drunk he didnt notice...... it was hilarious .



so whats the funniest thing a drunk person has ever said to you?
hahaha ,. "are you 18" lol ...saying that to a five year old? HAHAH

Mark J

A Girl come up to me in pub and said hi, do you want a bl*w jo*b for 50p

TEC

I was sitting in my living room watching the TV and my dad said,"Take out the garbage you worthless son of a bwitch"and let the cat in too,then walk the dog and then pull my car into the garage and close up the house,when you done all that then you can clean up the vomit in the living room because I'm going to bed.

blooispurple

Oh kay so my best friend has an extremly blond mom she had a little to drink but not enought to be stupid.
My mom was telling her how when we were camping some one stole our cooler.
And she replied, "people just shouldn't steal stuff that doesnt beelong to them."

lol
get it..
becasue why would you steal something that belongs to you

Mikki

i was walking by a bar with my dad when i was about 5 and this guy came out,wasted,and looked at me and said "hi pretty lady,are you eightteen yet?''My dad wanted to kill him and i didn't understand.Now that i look back it's kinda funny.

Natalie

I was sitting in a pub and some guy looks me all seriously in the eyes and Do you want to have sex and get married and I said No and the he turned around and fell down!!