Jeannie

or links to the funniest you tube videos

mileyfan_11

this is the first one

Q.why did your sister run around the bed?
A.to catch up on her sleep

this is the second one

nock nock
who's there
boo
boo who
you dont have to cry its just a joke

third one

nock nock
who's there
banana
banana who
nock nock
who's there
banana
banana who
nock nock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didnt say banana

l.daryle

Can't repeat them, but check out Eddie Murphy Raw on youtube. Frigging hilarious!

mistiki

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

Jaws 23

Chuck Norris "facts"

Phoenix

Jeff Dunham - he's on you tube