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What do you think of this joke?
Once upon a time Hbf2828 died and went to heaven. When he got to the main gate Saint Balu Saab told him the new rules there in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Hbf2828 thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Balu said, "OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" Hbf2828 replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Balu Saab opens the gate without another word..
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