Night-Crawler

These are ones i'v come up with"when your mother went to fly on an airplane the pilot shot her with a tranquilizer gun then shuved her in a cage, aparently he though that she was the "fat hair beast" that escaped from the zoo 2 days ago."Your mothers like the whopper, doesn't cost alot and is easy to chew""When your mom goes to subway the waiter askes "Hey do you want to try out foot long special?" then she replys "For 50 bucks"Your mothers logo changed from "Eat fresh" to "eat me""Hey mom your proctologist called, he found your head"Those are the ones i made up well have fun posting!

Nicole K

Yo Mama is so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Nicolette Martin

Yo momma is so dumb even knowing how ugly yo daddy was she still didn't welcome your birth with a coat hanger bathroom break.or Yo momma is so dumb she should have flushed after she had you.

nids

Yo mamma so fat, u need butter, soap and grease just to make her move an inch!

nicolefrenzy

Yo Momma so fat thats she's on both sides of the family.

Nigel J

Yo mama so ugly, that is she was juice, she'd be concentrait.I meant ugly people, ugly!

nicole♫

yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl (she thought she was going to eat)yo mama so fat she got on the scale and it said to be continuedyo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Nicole s

"ur momma is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor""ur momma is like Dominos Pizza, cheap, greasy, and she will kum in 30 minutes or else its free""ur momma is soooo...jk man i fukn love ur big tittied momma""ur momma is so fat i said it was chilly outside n that b!t<h ran inside n got bowl spoon n uh bib"

Nicole Y

Yur momma so fat she was king kong's stunt double

Nicole-Kellie </3

Yo mama's so fat when she told me her weight i thought she was telling me her phone number.