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Wednesday Joke - Ting A Ling?
Old 04-01-2009, 10:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wednesday Joke - Ting A Ling?

TING A LING

Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor theyhave to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's p***s.

In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. *Ting-a-ling* "Oh, Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness." The candidate leaves.

The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowly peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops: *Ting-a-ling* "Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are nable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."

The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate. Nothing. She writhes up and down against his body. No response. Finally, exhausted, she quits. "Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor."Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the showers."

*Ting-a-ling*
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