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Wanna hear some weird math tricks?
Teacher: What is 2k + 3k?
Student: 5000!
Teacher: What is 6 * 4 class?
Students: 24!!!!
Teacher: Good! What is 4 * 6?
Students: 42!!!!
Teacher: You mom is 3 years older than your sister. Your sister is 7 years older than you. How old is your mom?
Student: YOU ARE NOT POLITE!!!!!
Teacher: Ok. Lets say 2x = 6. Can you find x?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: You found it?
Student: Yeah, it's right on this paper
Teacher: Ok lets head over to another subject. Everybody, do you know the meaning of life and how the universe was created?
Students: 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: What is Pi?
Nutritionist: FOOD!!!
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