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Old 04-01-2009, 11:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Very funny have a read :0)?

Grandma as a senior driver!!!!


The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'for the love of God, GO! GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle
finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO. Love it. Thank you
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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awwww i wanna give u 10 points for that !!!!

thank you it was actually very funny
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol there was a old lady people were abusing down the street she had her blinker on people were waiting for her to turn and sticking there rude finger up she didn't know what was going on she thought they were being kind xD cause she didn't realize it was on! Funny joke.
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Very funny, what a great start to my day.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ohh my gosh!!this is insane
i love it!!nice one
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That Was Funny. Your A Star Darling!!
Love That Story!1
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Haha that is Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bless your heart, and they say society is dead!

I mean just yesterday i made a donation to a very passionate knife salesmen. Though i must admit his sales pitch of "give me your ******* money" left something to be desired.

He must have been new on the job.
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right now im playing a prank on one of my friends. Can everyone call or text him and do something stupid. I'm trying to get him back for something he did last year. His number is 717-201-9358 and his name is Eric. Thanks!!

P.S. Get your friends to do it too! PLEASE! Thanks so much. I appreciate any help I can get with this!
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