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u r going to hate this joke~~~!!!!!!?
An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
A 64-year-old lady never had any kids, so she went to her doctor and asked if he would help her with invetro fertilization. He said, “you’re a little old, but I guess we could give it a try”.
A few months later she got pregnant. She invited her girlfriends over to see the baby, and they all very anxious to see the baby boy. The newly mother said, “why don’t we just talk awhile.” As time went on, her friends asked again and again where is the baby...She said "we never get a chance to talk, and her is our chance to catch up!”.
Finally they insisted on seeing him. She said, “well, we’ll just have to wait until he cries before you all can see him”. The women were puzzled. And she said, “ I don’t remember where I put him”.
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