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Which of these modes of marketing would work for/on you???
Old 04-08-2008, 10:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Which of these modes of marketing would work for/on you???

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." : Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." : Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." :Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.": Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed.": Brand Recognition.
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none but its a funny reference and will prob. end up in a billion emails
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