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Which of these 2 short jokes makes you laugh......Little Gregory wakes up?
in the middle of the night feeling alone and
scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mum
standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and
groaning, "I want a man, I want a man." Shaking his head in bewilderment,
Gregory takes off to bed. Next night the same thing happens. On the third
night, Gregory wakes up and goes into his mum's room but this time there
is a man in bed with his mom.
Gregory runs back to his room and whips off his pajamas, rubs his chest
and groans " I want a bike, I want a bike."
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts
raping her. After the rapist is done, he says, "Hey Sister, what are you
going to tell the other Sisters now?"
"I'll tell them the truth, that you grabbed me, threw me to the ground,
and raped me twice....unless you're tired." she responded.
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