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  1. #1
    Junior Member FABULOUS GIRLY's Avatar
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    Sep 2008

    stories/jokes that turn you on?

    here - - - someone posted this and it turned me on - - - - -

    How a seven year old explains sex
    other boys

    his age rather


    He had been hearing quite a bit

    about 'making out'

    from the older boys, and he wondered

    what it was

    and how it was done.

    One day he took his question to his

    mother, who

    became rather flustered. Instead of


    things to Johnny, she told him to hide

    behind the

    curtains one night and watch his older

    sister and


    This he did. The following morning,


    described EVERYTHING to his mother.

    "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for

    a while,

    then he turned off most of the lights.

    Then he

    started kissing and hugging her. I

    figured 'Sis must

    be getting sick, because her face started



    He must have thought so too, because he

    put his

    hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

    just the

    way the doctor would. Except he's not as

    smart as

    the doctor because he seemed to have


    finding her heart. I guess he was getting

    sick too,

    because pretty soon both of them started


    and getting all out of breath.

    His other hand must have been cold

    because he

    put it under her skirt.

    About this time 'Sis got worse and began

    to moan

    and sigh and squirm around and slide



    the end of the couch. This was when her


    started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis

    told him

    she felt really hot.

    Finally, I found out what was making

    them so

    sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his


    somehow. It just jumped out of his pants


    stood there, about 10 inches long,

    honest, anyway

    he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from



    When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her


    got big, and her mouth fell open, and

    she started

    calling out to God and stuff like that. She

    said it

    was the biggest one she's ever seen; I

    should tell

    her about the ones down at the lake by

    our house!

    Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the

    eel by

    biting its head off.The eel spit on her face

    a little bit and then, All of a sudden she

    grabbed it

    with both hands and held it tight while he

    took a

    muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it

    over the

    eel's head to keep it from biting again.

    Sis lay back and spread her legs so she

    could get

    a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying

    on top

    of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a


    Sis started groaning and squealing and


    boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess


    wanted to kill the eel by squashing it



    After a while they both quit moving and

    gave a

    great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure


    they killed the eel. I knew because it just


    there, limp, and some of its insides were



    Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired

    from the

    battle, but they went back to courting

    anyway. He

    started hugging and kissing her again. By


    the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up


    started to fight again.

    I guess eels are like cats- they have nine

    lives or

    something. This time, Sis jumped up and

    tried to

    kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35


    struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew

    it was

    dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel

    its skin

    off and flush it down the toilet.



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    Junior Member `~-Cynic's Avatar
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    Nov 2008
    That made me so horny.

  3. #3
    Ha ha ha ha ha! "The eel!" This story was funny, i think the boy will understand it when he is older and laugh!

  4. #4
    lol check out u on even more

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