Thread: Some say we came from monkey, so was Jesus laughing at evolution by being

born in the year of the monkey? Strengths
There are more erratic geniuses in their character and life. Those born in the Year of the Monkey are lively, flexible, quick-witted and versatile. They love moving about and sports. Being talented problem solvers, they are self-assured, sociable and innovative, with competent practical ability. They are even willing to put their own business aside to help others. They have strong desire for knowledge and have excellent memories. When communicating, they do not like to be controlled and have a strong desire to present themselves. They will show amazing creativity in their work.

Weaknesses

They are probably to be successful but they are sometimes agreeable. If they can't get into something immediately, they will be discouraged. They are jealous, suspicious, cunning, selfish and arrogant sometimes, and they tend to look down upon others. If they are not impatient and mouthy, they can gain more achievement.

No one but pathetically ignorant creationists claim that "we came from monkey." Intelligent, educated people -- including the majority of Christians and Jews -- understand that monkeys, and all primates shared a common ancestor.

Ignorance is not a virtue and is not attractive.

Since only Chinese people follow the Chinese calendar, the rest of your "question" is not at all Biblical and certainly not Christian.

Only the uneducated say we came from monkeys.

We did not evolve from a monkey you big fat *** hole.

We share a forefather and are hence relatives.

What year are you claiming Jesus was born? Because no one knows for sure.

That has nothing to do with it. In fact, most nominal Christians truly do not know what year Christ was born. Jesus evidently was born in the month of Ethanim (September-October) of the year 2 B.C.E., was baptized about the same time of the year in 29 C.E., and died about 3:00 p.m. on Friday, the 14th day of the spring month of Nisan (March-April), 33 C.E. The basis for these dates is as follows:
Jesus was born approximately six months after the birth of his relative John (the Baptizer), during the rule of Roman Emperor Caesar Augustus (31 B.C.E.-14 C.E.) and the Syrian governorship of Quirinius, and toward the close of the reign of Herod the Great over Judea.--Mt 2:1, 13, 20-22; Luke 1:24-31, 36; 2:1, 2, 7.

Evolution is a MYTH.

Which year was that?

ONLY creationists idiots claim we came from Monkeys....

evolution doesn't claim that!

Divine acknowledgement that he WAS a monkey.