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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

Ric C

Old one dear..... heard it when it was married men and it was the bar instead of the fridge<
and
the home instead of the bed...


he he lolette marriage is give and take, Jokes included...

take care and tks for the 2 pts

iloveme

LOL that is so funny!
AHAAHAA

Lady

That is a funny one, but in reality, it makes no difference if you are married or single. Good joke though.

*miss blue*

I like it )

Dusty

True..................

destiny

good one

SAMANTHA

That is so Kool I just have to say, Thank you for that...I think you are right too.

Sanman

Ouch...perhaps I'll stay single.

Ask this girl

Idk, perhaps single women try to impress guys more so they have to keep their body in shape; whereas married women have already found their "significant" other and don't need to please anyone, they've already found someone that loves them for who they are.