There are two secrets to success: 1.) Do not reveal all your secrets.
It's not who you know, it's whom you know.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Capital punishment isn't for making examples, it's for making bad people dead.
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