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Should i say sorry in advance for this joke..A man was walking home alone late...
Old 06-03-2008, 11:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Should i say sorry in advance for this joke..A man was walking home alone late...

...one foggy night,? when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.







However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his hea d is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at t he casket...



















and,

















(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
















The coffin stops
i posted it yestreday but it vanished

with my account ..what mystery can you solve it
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Old 06-03-2008, 11:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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He he HEE! That's funny... very corny, but funny!

Thanks for a much needed giggle!
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he he good one
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that will stay a mistery
how could the cough syrup stop it
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very funny! thanks for the laugh! I needed it!
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