coolbeans1998

I left some cookies and milk out fo Santa last night and lo and behold when he came he ate the cookies and drank the milk. I found out why one is supposed to leave cookies and milk for him. The milk gives him gas so he can fart and propel back up the chimney. Its really true because I witnessed it last night and I still have all the windows open to air the house out 12 hours later. Why does Santa's farts smell so bad?

ivory_plr

it was probably because the cookies came from U so his farts smell bad

K-douce

b/c he's fat.

Wookin' pa Nub (memyself)

Maybe its because he has to hold them in all year to save up enough for christamas eve!

maddi

are you making up an excuse before the guests come?

i don't think it's only santa's farts that smell bad...lol.

LilAngel

lol! maybe its not Santa that left the fart....maybe its your mom or dad or sister or brother that just happened to have farted... LOL this question is kewl!

luv_doesnt_hurt_lies_do

Why is this funny to me? Maybe because he is so old his pipes are in disrepair.

Metallica Kills

lol, santa doesnt exist kid, sorry

dugie_sylaj

santa is fakee