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Was it a raw deal then?
Old 03-03-2008, 07:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Was it a raw deal then?

On the eighth day God was looking down over his creation when he spotted Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

He says to them: "I`ve got a couple of leftovers which I might as well hand out to you.

I can`t decide who should have what, so the person who shouts loudest gets the first choice.

The first item is a thing that allows you to pee standing up.

Adam immediately jumps up and down shouting: "Me, me, I want that." So God gives it to him.

"Damn," thinks Eve. "That sounds really good.
I should have shouted louder."

"Oh well," says God. "I`m afraid all I have left is this multiple orgasm."
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