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Was it a raw deal then?
On the eighth day God was looking down over his creation when he spotted Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
He says to them: "I`ve got a couple of leftovers which I might as well hand out to you.
I can`t decide who should have what, so the person who shouts loudest gets the first choice.
The first item is a thing that allows you to pee standing up.
Adam immediately jumps up and down shouting: "Me, me, I want that." So God gives it to him.
"Damn," thinks Eve. "That sounds really good.
I should have shouted louder."
"Oh well," says God. "I`m afraid all I have left is this multiple orgasm."
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