If you already have one of these things, let's pretend you don't, which would you rather have?

I'd rather have a sense of humor easily (already have), you have way more fun and get alot more out of life. I think rhythm is for camp little pop dancers, spinning round, flapping about; It's about the music not the dancing. Would you rather watch some gay little dance moves or hear a long shredding guitar solo? I know which one I'd choose....

You don't need rhythm to play an instrument. You need to know how to play an instrument. And did anyone read the bit where I said if you have one/both, pretend you haven't? Open your eyes!