Some of my favorite quotes from Donnie Darko. I think they're hilarious, whether it be dark or innocent humor.

#1

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those, too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.

#2

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment actually.

#3


Emily Bates: Beth's mom said the boys' locker room was flooded and they found feces everywhere.
Susie Bates: What are feces?
Emily Bates: Baby mice.
Susie Bates: Aww.


#4

What's a f*ck-a$$?

#5

Rose Darko: Our son just called me a b*tch.
Edward Darko: You're not a b*tch. You're b*tchin', but you're not a b*tch.