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Proof of I.D.?
St Peter is standing at the Pearly gates to Heaven when a man approaches claiming to be Bill Gates.
St Peter asks for proof of who he is, so Bill shows him his bank balance.
"In you go" says Peter.
A second man approaches claiming to be Stephen Hawking, St Peter asks for proof, so Stephen explains the Big Bang theory.
"In you go" says Peter.
A third man approaches, claiming to be David Beckham. But when St Peter asks him for proof, Beckham gets really annoyed.
"Come on, even Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking had to do it."
"Who?" says Beckham."
"In you go" says Peter
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