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a porn star is having a baby?
I am reposting my joke cause it kicks
Porn star is having a baby, she is on the operating table and the doctor tells her to push, so she does
doc asks "who is the father"
porny says "i don't know, there were so many"
The babies feet appear and the doc says "it has dark skin"
porny says "oh Leroy must be the dad, he is a big dark guy i did a movie with"
Babies dick appears and it is tiny, porny says "oh yeah, i did a gang bang and a japanese guy snuck in there somehow"
Babies head appears and doc says "it's got blue eyes"
porny says "i did a euro flick back then too"
Doc is alarmed and says "uh oh"
porny asks "whats wrong"
doc says "oh nothing, i just dropped something"
porny says "thank god for that, i thought you were going to say that the baby was going to bark or something"
WOOF WOOF
and for you people that don't get it, she did IT with a dog at some time as well-(euro?)
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