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Paddy got killed in a fire and was burned really badly...?
The police asked his two best friends, Murphy and Seamus to help identify the body.
'Ugh'..they said..'The face is too badly burnt to tell, turn him onto his front will you?'
The Pathologist did this and they declared..."Nope, that's not Paddy..
Paddy had two assholes."
"Two?" asked the Coroner..."Are you certain?"
"Well, yes," said Murphy....I've often heard people in town saying..."here comes Paddy with those two assholes".
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