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Which one of these is funnier?
Two guys are building a brick house. To break the boredom of laying bricks all day, they start having a "brick throw" competition to see who can throw his brick higher into the air. Each one takes his turn and each brick goes higher and higher until one of the guys spots a white brick in the pile and throws it up into the air. And it never came down!!
2nd joke: (Please read in "cartoon mode")
On a cross country flight from Loony Tunes Land to New York, Tweety Bird and Granny (Tweety's loving owner) were seated towards the back of the plane. Elmer Fudd was a few rows in front of them puffing on his signature cigar. Tweety was chirping and singing his little heart out and Elmer was getting very angry with all the noise Tweety was making. "Granny, please make that bird shut up" he said gruffly. After talking it over with Tweety and deciding that Tweety could safely fly beside the plane the rest of the trip, she responded "If you'll throw out that stinky cigar, I'll let Tweety
out of the window and he can just fly the rest of the way." After a little grumbling, Elmer agreed. Granny rolled down her window and gently let Tweety out. Elmer reluctantly then tossed his cigar out the window. It took a few moments for Teety to catch up to the plane, but when Granny looked out, do you know what Tweety had in his mouth? A white brick! Thanks for reading this all the way through!
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