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One day Little Johnny says to his father: I want to get married.?
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes , Gradma.
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother.
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little johnny was in class one day when his teacher was reading a story to the class she said "and so the little pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said excuse me sir but can i please borrow some of that straw to build my house" and the teacher says "and what do you think that man said?" and then little johnny raised his hand and said "i think he said holly shit a talking pig"!!
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