OMG, I just came up with a Super Funny Joke!!?

Mr. Dick Johnson Balls · 07-05-2009, 03:42 AM

There was this guy driving down the freeway and he was swerving around and being reckless. A cop pulls him over and tells the driver he needs to take a breathalizer test, so the cop gives it to him, he takes it, and then fails. The cop goes "I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to put you under arrest for DUI". The driver goes "DUI? What's that?" Cop says "Don't you know you're not supposed to drink and drive?"

The guy goes "I wasn't driving while drinking!!"

I told this to a couple of people at my job and they were laughing at it. I've been laughing at this joke for like over an hour, can't believe I came up with something this good.

Sam W · 07-06-2009, 02:10 AM

hahahah thatss funnnny. it took me a minute to get it but then i got it.. it is a good onee

good jobb!!!!!!!

Dagny K · 07-09-2009, 02:12 AM

I don't get it.

vmkRightpoint · 07-09-2009, 11:36 AM

i got it 2 good one

Reckey · 07-09-2009, 04:02 PM

ha...ha...ha...quiet interesting joke you got there.

cochise215 · 07-10-2009, 02:05 AM

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ranma54 · 07-12-2009, 10:40 AM

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Skyman00 · 07-12-2009, 10:43 AM

Lame!

jonaslover(: · 07-12-2009, 10:57 AM

I don't get it...?

Blake U · 07-14-2009, 02:21 AM

Two points!