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Old joke..................?
Okay i bet many of you have heard this one but its still funny.
2 men where in the forest walking around and exploring when they were captured by a tribe of cannibals.The cannibals decided to put the 2 men to a test before they ate them.The tribe leader confronted the 2 men and told them that they were to perform a test and if they passed this test then they would not eat them.
So the 2 men agreed to take the test.The tribe leader then told them that they must go into the forest and find 10 pieces of fruit and they had to insert all ten pieces of fruit into their but without making any noise.If they made no noise like screaming or moaning or anything like that then they would set them free.However if they made any noise at all they would eat them.
So without question both men went into the forest to retrieve their fruit.The fist man came back with ten blue berrys and began to insert them into his but.When he got to the final berry he began to start to laugh.
End of part one
Part 2.
the tribe leader then said. "Well you made noise so we are gonna eat you"
So they began to prepare him to be cooked and right before he was thrown into a giant boiling bowl of water the tribe leader asked him why he started laughing.
The man then replied.....
Because the other guy had PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Note that i mispelled butt.
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