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Ok here's another real quick joke?
Old 07-05-2009, 02:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok here's another real quick joke?

A guy walks into the doctors office for a check up. the doctor tells him take of your clothes and put on the robe. when the doctor returns she has his medical file and looks at him and says, "the first thing your gonna have to do is stop masturbating" The guy then says "but why doctor?"
She replys "because im trying to examine you!!"
well i heard it and thought it was funny, lol. the joke is that it sounds like the doctor is telling the patient he should cut out masturbation from his life, the joke is that hes actually masturbating while the doctor is trying to examine him.
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Old 07-05-2009, 03:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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is this even a question??????
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol
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Old 07-06-2009, 02:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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that was retarded in many ways.
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Old 07-09-2009, 12:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha thats pretty funny...
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lollol
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha
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what's funny about that?
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...oh yeah!i got the point!
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Old 07-12-2009, 02:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hahaha nice

was it worth 5 points for u
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