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Old 11-20-2008, 05:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I got my brother in law as my secret santa giftee. He recently had a work related accident in which he hurt his nuts pretty bad and had to miss work because of it.

Anyways.. I want to get him a bag of nuts(walnuts, hazelnuts, etc.) with a funny note as a gag gift. I need some ideas of what I should write on the note.
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"To open these walnuts, you have to hit them....well, i think you know already how hard you need to hit them for them to break."
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"You're not going to need a car to crack these nuts."
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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here are some nuts

...youll need them.
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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just a small gift from your friends at acme nut replacements INC.

TODAY ONLY ! for 8.95 you can up grade to a set of BRASS BALLS.
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here are some nuts

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life is like a box of nuts..you never know which one will crack.
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