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My first Y|A Joke...?
DISCLAIMER:
I'm not competing w/ Snow Kid. Nobody can! (The Official JokeMeister!)
But I found this neat joke & want to share it:
SMILE AWHILE
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A husband & wife go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner & order "Chicken Surprise."
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the pot's lid rises slightly & she briefly sees 2 beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it & again the lid rises, & he sees 2 little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, describes what's happening, & demands an explanation.
"Please, sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter.
"I bring you Peeking Duck."
I don't know if you've heard it before. Enjoy & comment away!
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