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My fingernails smell funny... kinda like farts?
Old 08-09-2009, 06:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My fingernails smell funny... kinda like farts?
This happen to anyone else?
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Old 08-09-2009, 07:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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dont scratch your ass
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Old 08-09-2009, 07:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats cute


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Old 08-09-2009, 07:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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QUIT pickin your @&&
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Old 08-09-2009, 07:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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eww, clean them!

thats the smell of decaying bacteria and stuff under your fingernails, cut them clean them dip them ina potent acid wash or something!

that stuff gets on your food, your basically eatign shit there.

and on your penis everytime you masturbate, your basically fcuking shit.
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Old 08-09-2009, 07:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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stop scratching your ass
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That usually comes from picking you butt or scratching your front area.
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quit fingering your ass
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lol
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have you been scratching your butt?
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