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My elderly pt. just told me this joke with a straight face. Please can you...
Old 11-17-2008, 06:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My elderly pt. just told me this joke with a straight face. Please can you...

...share a joke I can tell her? ? A professor at the University of Northern Michigan was giving a lecture on
'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to
lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what
your a** hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
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