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Is my cat dead??
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher his cat was very sick and refusing to eat..The next day she asked him if it was still alive or dead
"Dead," she replied.
"How could you tell?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did what?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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