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The MGC Chatbox Evo is really easy to use

You can :
  1. Send chats : you just have to enter the text in the dedicated input field and then to validate it by pushing the return key ou by clicking on the OK button.
  2. Format the chats :
  3. once you un-collapse the chatbox formatting toolbar by clicking on the BBCode button, you have access to different formatting options for your chats. You can format a chat by selecting a part (or the totality) of it and then select one of the buttons/list. You can also add empty formatting tags by selecting nothing and clicking one of the buttons/menu thus allowing you to add the chat text afterwards between these tags.*
  4. Access to the different channels : you can have access to different channels restricted to only some usergroupds or for specifics use of the chatbox. The different channels are accessible from the buttons on the left of the chatbox.*
  5. Edit your chats (or others chats) : the edition of a chat can be done by a simple double-click on it.*
  6. Use specific commands : some commands can be accessible in the chatbox depending on the will of the administrator(s) of your forum. These commands let you execute specific actions of formatting, management, etc... You will herebelow the information on the command which are accessible to you. You must notice that you are not forced to use the command prefixes (/command_name) when you use them in the channel they are attached to (except in the general channel).*
* : Depending on the settings chosen by the administrator(s) of the forum, you might not have access to all these features.
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    Junior Member Sepiano's Avatar
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    Most nonsensical jokes ever?

    My brother and I are MASSIVE fans of completely nonsensical jokes and we want some new ones.

    For example:

    "Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a tomato."

    "Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? It was dead."

    "What's the difference between an orange and a telephone pole? Because motorcycles don't have doors! HAHAHAHAHA!"

    How do you catch a rabbit?
    Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.



    Tell me as many as you can,
    funniest joke (in myself and my brothers opinion) wins the points!
    By the way,
    Usually the shorter ones are better, but if you have an awesome long joke, you can throw it in as well.

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    What do you call a currant with any legs?

    A Currant.

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    Did you hear about the magic tractor?

    It turned into a field.

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    Y did the cow not eat the grass? The grass was was made of plastic..

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    My school was so tough...the yearbook was shaped like a canoe!

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    funnny................

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    Hey guys... share here funniest joke ever.
    Alex


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