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morning are these funny?
If you're an American when you're outside the bathroom, what are you when you're in it?
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European (You're a peein')
What do you call a blind buck?
No-eye deer.
What do you call a blind, legless buck?
Still no-eye deer.
What do you call a blind, legless, castrated buck?
Still no f*****g eye deer.
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A duck goes into the drugstore and asks the drugist for some chapstick. The drugist gives it to him, and asks, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
Q. When does a policeman smell?
A. When he's on doody.
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'.
The Landlord of The Dog and Duck orders a new sign for his pub.
When it is delivered he says to the sign writer "That's no good". " Why not" asks the sign writer. "Well" says the landlord " You've not left enough space between Dog and and and and and Duck".
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