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Was it a Million-dollar question?
Old 04-08-2008, 04:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Was it a Million-dollar question?

A teenager comes home from school and asks his dad, What`s the difference between potential and reality?

His dad says, I`ll show you. Ask your mum if she`d sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she`d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

So the kid goes to ask his mum, Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?
His mum says, Dont tell your father, but yes, I would.

Then he asks his sister, For a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?
She says, Yes!

The kid goes back to his dad and says, I`ve got it.
Potentially we`re sitting on two million bucks - but in reality, we`re living with a couple of slags.
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