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You'll either think this is hilarious or incredibly stupid...
A middle aged woman is in the process of checking out at the grocery store. On the counter she puts a bushel of apples, a block of cheese, a gallon of milk, some orange juice, a box of cake mix and some tampons.
A drunk walks up behind her... observes the items on her belt and looks at her... observes the items again and says "Ma'am, you must be single!"
She is somewhat taken aback because she was, indeed single. She is very confused about how this man could know this about her simply from the items on the counter. She looks at him and says "why, yes... as a matter of fact I am single. But how on earth could you tell??!!"
The drunk looks at her and says "cause you're ugly!"
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