little mark on maths?

Miiss Cherry · 06-12-2008, 03:44 AM

a teacher asks her class. if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 of them , how many will be left ? she asks mark ,none he says they all flew away with the noise of the shot
teacher replys no, the correct answer is 4 , but i like your way of thinking
little mark says i have a question for you
there are 3 women eating ice cream
1 is softly licking the sides of her ice cream
the 2nd is chomping down on the top and sucking the cone
the 3rd is delicately licking the ice cream and biting the cone
which one is married ?
the teacher blushing badly replys
well i suppose the one that is chompimg down on the top and susking the cone
little marks reply was
the correct answer is
the one wiyh the wedding ring on
but i like your way of thinking

archuleta lover · 06-12-2008, 03:45 AM

ok i guess that was funny,NOT
that was sooooo lame
did u make that up on your own???

JezzWat3vr · 06-12-2008, 03:46 AM

lol another one that gets changed and repeated over and over but never gets boring

HaRu LoVeR!!! · 06-12-2008, 03:47 AM

wow!! that is like my new favorit joke! i am like going to send that to all the 50 billion peoples i know!! haha i laughed for like 5 freaking minutes and that is way good for me cause normally even really good jokes only get like a 10 sec laugh!! so way to go!! hehe you deffinatly get a star for that one!