brookie

seen?
done?
heard?

Siouxsie 66Sick

seen? There's this weirdo couple that drive a lawnmower around our
town. The dude drives and there is a homemade little cart that
he tows (the girl sits in the cart). It has one of those big neon
orange safety triangles on the back and a big flag of their
making. They wave at everyone. I think it's freakin' hilarious.
done? Just yesterday on my camping trip...I took a blow up doll from
the next camp over's site (hey, I returned it). Put it in the tent
next to my gf who had unfortunately passed out early. The
dolls face was Miley Cyrus.
heard? My daughter and I went to lunch with my bf and her hubby. We
were eating chips and salsa. Well, my bf and her hubby tore
into the chips. They were chomping so loud and my daugther
and I burst into laughter at how unbelievably loud they were
eating. They were like "what?"

Rainbow™

I can't really think of anything right now, but the weirdest/funniest thing I heard this summer was that my friend Bianca was gonna have sex with her friend Elisiya...and their both straight.

I was cracking up when I'm sure there would've been an awkward silence!

david

I went to Disneyland and an Orthodox Jew was in the row in front of me for Matterhorn. He had his kippa and those little swirly braids of hair on the side of his head.

As the ride started to speed up, his little hair braids were going wild in the wind and his kippa almost fell off; he had to keep his hand on his head at all times.

I couldn't stop cracking up, it made my day.

fighter with a cause

seen: my 8th grade year we were at the zoo looking at the camel exhibit. the teacher in my group was pretty much the coolest lady ever and always acted like one of the kids and totally got along with all of us. well, it started to sprinkle rain a little while we were there, and the weather unfortunately caught the two camels in the middle of some major sex (OH MY GOD). and the teacher was like "ahhhhhh, that one is sheltering the other from the rain!!!"

done: my friends and i created a secret organization called WOD (warriors of darkness), bent on teepeeing these peoples house every so often at 2:37 am. well, lets just say by the time we were done, they had 40+ rolls of unraveled toilet paper everywhere, and 300+ yards of saran rap zigzaging through their yard.

heard: plain and simple. Miley cyrus singing

MixedMami

me n a friend were smokin a blunt... and as high as she was she blurts out.. " you know i wish george clinton was never president" i just about died laughin at that...

Aussie Boy

seen-Final Destination 4
done-Steal an ipod charger
heard-Anything by Shirley Q. Liquor (look her up on youtube)

Sassy16scorpio

Funniest thing i seen was my friends running down the hall because they thought someone shot a gun but it turns out they dropped a book on the ground...this happen at school
Funniest thing i done split my skirt in school...that's the main reason i dont wear skirts today
Funniest thing i heard was my little cousin when she was 1 years old she cursed her dad out saying F*ck you! at the top of her lungs