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keeping score??????
a man is driving through the country when his car breaksdow,so he starts walking he walks for many many miles when he comes to a farmhouse, he asks the farmer if he can stay the night as it is very late, the farmer says sure but!!! we only have one bed so youll have to share it with my daughter and me.... now the man thinks well this cant be too bad then he meets the daughter...she is the most beautifull woman he has ever seen 18 years old perfect face and body the farmer says again you have to share with us but be warned...do not fool around with my daughter or ill cut you d!ck off!!!....that night after they are in bed and the farmer is sound asleep the daughter wispers to the man...hey lets make love...he tries as hard as he can to resist but after much begging the daughter says look dad is asleep and ill prove it..she reaches down and yanks a hair out of his butt... so the man agrees and they have the hottest sex ever..after a few mins she says hey lets do it again...and again she
yanks a hair out of the farmers butt and he dosent make a sound so they do it again and it was even better than the first time...a little while later she says to the man look its almost morning lets do it again before the sun comes up and you have to leave...of course the man is really worried now but she says look and she reaches down to pull yet another hair from her dads but when all of a sudden he wakes up and says....look here i dont care that your haveing your way with her but could you please stop keeping score on my butt!!!!.......
star if you like it....it actually sounds funny when you tell it....lol
edit just to let you know i didnt copy this i wrote it out becouse it came from my head not another joke page...all the jokes i post are from my head not another page somewhere. i dont copy jokes. i tell them
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