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One day, a blond wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blonds were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home, he noticed that her wife was looking for something in the closet. When he asked her what she was doing, she said that when she read the paint can, to get better results, use 2 coats.

A young child is sent to his room by his father. 5 min later:
"Da-ad?" "What?"
"I'm thirsty, can u bring me a drink of water?"
"No, you had you'r chance, lights out."
5 min later:
"Da-aaaad?"
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY.... can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO, if you ask me again i'll spank you!"
5 min later:
"Daaaa-aaaad?"
"WHAT!?"
"When you come in to spank me, will you bring me a drink of water?"

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man walking on the street and asked him nicely if he wanted to buy some mouthwash for $200.00. And the customer said " R u nuts!!!???!!!" and the salesman said " your rite... how about for $100.00?" "OH MY GOSH!!" said the customer "I'm leaving this instint!!!" But before the customer ran off, the salesman said wait, and took out a brownie out of his briefcase, and said to the customer "Here, you deserve this sense I wasted your time, and upsetted you." So the customer took it. But a second after he put it in his mouth, he spit it out, then he said " R u mad!!!??? this is the worst brownie I've ever had in my life!!!!" Then the sales man said "I't is...... wanna buy some mouthwash?"



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