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Jokes?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Old 06-01-2009, 05:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

So i have this friend whos dating her neighbor so they live right next to eachother. They're like 14 and i wanna crack some jokes about them and i need some help. Got any ideas??
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Old 06-13-2009, 10:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i like the one above,
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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if the neighbor is blonde do this joke.
There was a blonde, a red head and a brunette.They all were going to heaven. There were 100 steps to heaven. God said that on each step he will tell a joke and if they laugh they will go to hell. The brunette laughed on the 36th step. The red head laughed on the 79step and the blonde laughed on the 99th step, but before the god told his joke. The god asked why did you laugh before i told my joke, the blonde said i just got the 1st one.
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