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Joke - A woman walked up to a little old man...?
Old 07-21-2008, 03:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke - A woman walked up to a little old man...?

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.
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