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JOKE ~ What do you call it?
Jim Jnr decides to start a farm.So he walks into town to buy some animals.At the farmers' market he first asks for a rooster.
"We don't call them roosters here," the clerk says snootily. "We call them c ocks."
So Jim buys one c ock, then points at another animal and asks, "What do you call that?"
The clerk replies, "That's a pullet?"
Jim agrees to buy one.
Finally he asks for a donkey.
The clerk replies, "We don't call them donkeys, we call 'em as*es, but we only have one left a & he's very temperamental."
"What's wrong with it?"Jim asks; very determined that he must have a donkey.
"Once in a while it will stop walking & it won't budge unless you scratch it behind the ears," says the clerk.
Jim decides to buy it anyway & pays for all the animals before starting his walk home.
On the way the donkey suddenly stops & doesn't move.But Jim has his arms full with the c ock & pullet so has to stop a woman who is passing by to ask for help.....
"Pardon me," he asks politely, "but would you mind holding my c ock and pullet, while I scratch my a*s?"
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