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is this a joke..Two blokes bump into each other in the supermarket.?
Old 02-14-2009, 07:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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is this a joke..Two blokes bump into each other in the supermarket.?

Sorry mate, says the first one, I am a bit nervous, I lost my wife, can't find her anywhere. Second bloke replies; gee, I can't find mine either, how about we go and look for them together? Sure, says the first one, what does you wife look like? Eh well, she's blonde, long hair, tall slim body, well tanned, large breasts and she's wearing a tight fitting low cut black dress. What does your wife look like? Forget about my wife, says the other bloke, let's go and look for yours!
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